Jianghu Emergency, Young Hero Come on! Chapter 1 part 1

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Note: I am posting the 1 chapter of 6 novels every day for 6 days so that readers can choose which one will be picked up in place of Favored Concubine. You can choose/vote in the Discord or on the post at the end of the week. This was beyond hard to translate and I am pretty sure that I translated at least 60% wrong. Also Wulin is martial arts. Hu means fox. Jianghu means rivers and lakes. This chapter was so hard to translate, that I don’t think I am willing to pick this up. I don’t like giving vaguely meh translations. If someone knows another translator who has better skills in Chinese that is willing to pick this up, please offer it to them if you are willing. I am really interested in the plot of this novel.

~Chapter 1 ~

In the four years of the Great Undertaking, the flourishing Daji Dynasty has long had a surging undercurrent of danger lurking on every side. In addition to the political situation, the Jianghu are once again in a political upheaval and is facing trials and hardships. At this time in the Jianghu, the three pavilions led by the Cold Sword Pavilion are the most prestigious, and they are for the right path. In opposition to it is the Black Moon Sect, which has countless infamy.
It is rumored in the Jianghu that the Black Moon sorcerers are all demons that can murder without blinking an eye. They violate the order of the wulin circles and slaughter the wulin circles, which is can not be tolerated by the right path of wulin . Hence, “destroying Black Moon and unifying the Jianghu” has always been the goal of generations of martial artists.
In May, it is the time when the Chinese scholar tree blossoms are trickling down. The southeast corner of the bustling Suzhou Street has long been full of scholar tree flowers, and under that locust tree, the elegant young nobleman and the mad beggar are sitting together. It’s not a bad scene!

“Peach blossom tribulation and peach blossom stolen, peach blossom stolen in peach blossom tribulation. ”
“Pffft–hey, lunatic! What kind of commentary are you giving? Clearly its a curse! ” It could be seen that a young man wearing a green fox mask with a blue woven cloud pattern sprayed out all the wine he drank in his mouth vulgarly. Immediately afterwards, he stamped his feet in anger: “Hey, hey, hey. I’m a distinguished, accomplished, natural and unrestrained “noble fox-born son”. How many beauties in the whole Wulin circle want to marry? You have the confidence to curse me to die alone?!”
The crazy beggar shook his head and bit the chicken leg: “Just you, Young Master Hu? Can it compare to “Beauty Seeker” Su Qianye? ”
The corner of Young Master Fox’s mouth twitched: He cant hold a candle to a dead rogue? -Spit-, it’s just a matter of minutes to crush, okay!

The crazy beggar gnawed the chicken drumsticks clean quickly and effortlessly, and finally bit the chicken bones crisply. He said ambiguously, “You want to solve your peach blossom robbery, yes? ”
Young Master Fox glanced at him skeptically. “You have a way? ”
The crazy beggar licked the oil on his hands clean. “There is. “, Soon after, he spat on his hand, raised his hand and covered the face of Young Master Fox. Young Master Fox was so startled that he jumped away hastily. “Darn! Are you trying to scare me to death?!”
He saw that the crazy beggar’s nails were dark and sticky, full of indescribable things, and the palms of his hands were also covered with thousands of years of congee-like grime and clear black wrinkles.

The things in it, there is great influence, perhaps the lard that was mixed in last month is still there! After, the spit melted away, and it was a bit muddier than a smelly egg.
Are you sure this is not messing with me?
Why did he remove his brains, drink and eat chicken with a beggar, and believe his false words! Stop playing, withdraw!
“Hey, keep it for yourself to block the peach blossom robbery, ok? This little grandpa will go first! ” Saying that, the young man stealthily ran away at top speed. The crazy beggar pursued behind closely: “Hey! This is my unique secret recipe, its quite useful! Don’t leave, wipe it first! Wipe it in between your eyebrows and forehead for a year, and I guarantee it will change your peach blossom robbery! ”

The young man gave a scornful glance. After carrying that thing on his head for a year, who would dare to get close? How could this be to stop the peach blossom robbery? This obviously pinched his peach blossom fate!
“I believe you are a ghost! ”, The young man muttered to himself, dodged sideways, and hid in the lively market.

Pinming Teahouse——
In the corner of the teahouse by the window, there was a man with a lowered conical bamboo hat sitting. He sat upright, with a sword in front of him. Soon after, a woman ran up to him excitedly, “Elder brother! Can you guess who I just saw? Fox-faced Qingyi, noble fox-born son, ai! So handsome, I really want to accept him! ”
“A prodigal with free time, money, an oily mouth and smooth talking, dissolute, and pretentious. Is it worthwhile to make such a fuss about nothing? I even thought about accepting him.”. The man took a sip of tea, his voice indifferent and alienated, “In that case, if he dares to touch you, I will remove his limbs and drown him in a wicker basket.” ”
“……”

The man put down the tea cup and glanced at her: “If you really want to, I will catch him and sell him to Cloud Sleeve Alley. ”
The woman was speechless. A place of promiscuity like Yunshou Alley… As a matter of fact, isn’t this forced prostitution?!
The man said vicious words, but he didn’t know that as luck would have it, the exact master was right outside the window! One could see the young man withdraw from outside the window. His complexion turned from red to white and then to blue. Did he provoke him to provoke him? Every word and sentence is bad! To say that he is a prodigal son, well, isn’t it just because he is jealous of his countless beauties? Clamoring to cut off his limbs and dip into a pig cage, okay, isn’t it just a fight for heroes but with the tongue? In the end, I have to sell him to a place where men and women talk about love in Cloud Sleeve Alley. This is an insult! Can he endure such humiliation? He really has to teach him well today. He, Uncle Hu is not a good bully! You have to scare yourself to death by looking in the mirror!
The more the boy thought about it, the more angry he became. When he passed by, he coincidentally stepped on his tea cup and knocked the teapot over: “Oh, boy, your mouth is poisonous. “. The man quickly caught the teapot and raised his eyes faintly: “Who are you?” ”

“Just now you scolded me proudly. When this grandpa stands in front of you, you don’t know me?” The boy leaned forward slightly and clicked his tongue, “Look at your sour face. Isn’t it an inferior, indifferent and profound toilet hut that can’t spit out ivory from a dog’s mouth?” Smelly and hard. Be careful or I’ll chop off your dog mouth and feed it to the pig! Finally, for people like you, selling you to Cloud Sleeve alley also tarnishes the reputation of ‘Baisheng cloud sleeves reputation with low water’, so, ah, I’m going to sell you to the palace as a eunuch! “
In the face of this long list of mocking language, the man could not help choking and could not answer for a long time. The woman on one side was stupefied, and then -snort- she burst out with a laughing. Subsequently, everyone in the whole teahouse who was dumbfounded at the play also burst out laughing.

The man’s expression condensed: “You…”
“You? What “you”? If you are ugly, you have to be modest and cautious. Didn’t anyone teach you? ”
“Master Hu, my elder brother is a stubborn person. Don’t talk through your head, don’t be angry with him anymore. ”The young man was teaching with great zest, and was immediately attracted by the smile of the woman on the side. The fragrance of the girl lingered softly on the tip of the nose, and the young man immediately smiled slightly and naturally, he couldn’t ignore the beauty’s request. Immediately, he leaned forward and stuck to the woman’s ear, “Have I seen you somewhere?” The fragrance of the moon deer on you is very familiar. ”

“You dare touch my little sister? ”, As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up. He was about to fight back, but he was hit by a man’s acupuncture point, unable to speak or move. The young man stared at him dryly, but he was like a piece of wood, unresponsive, and hurled him out the window. The body flew, and then fell heavily to the ground and -Kacha- broke the bone. “Killed a scoundrel with a thousand swords. If I meet you again, I will definitely sell you to the palace as a court eunuch! If you violate this oath, the heavens will strike and burn you to death! ” The man’s eyes were deep and he looked out the window. Just now, why did the voice of that person sound a bit like Lin Luowei who he met a few days ago? Looking at the appearance of this wrangling rascal, I still don’t know if she is addicted to wearing men’s clothing again, pretending to be a man to swindle and bluff! But why does your head hurt when you think of her? The swollen bag that was swung out on her hips a few days ago has also disappeared! “Elder Brother, you disabled him. ”, The woman regretted bitterly. The man retracted his mood: “Wouldn’t that be great. ”
“……”

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